So there I was driving home from work, jamming out to some New Order (Temptation to be exact) when all of a sudden, in the middle of one of the lanes of the four lane road, there was a hat.
It was a blue baseball hat, flat brimmed, with a big "VA" on it.
It only took me passing through another stop light to decide that I needed to go back for it
(don't worry it was a legal U turn).
So I turned around, parked on the side of the road
(don't worry I used my flashers)
and ran across the road to retrieve it.
And now I have a new hat.
(don't worry I'm going to wash it)
Sometimes the best things in life are free.